5th Jan 2008

1am - still trying to sleep for the big day

3am - still awake for no reason

3.30am - finally asleep

4.30am - woke up by the MAC delivery man

5.00am - wash up and ate breakfast while waiting for "xiong di' to arrived and gather at my place.

6.00 - 6.30am - all bros finally arrived and have breakfast while my frd Z helping me to style my hair and basic makeup

6.30am - 7am - double check on all things to depart for Bride's house

7.20am - reached Bride's house, door open by bride's bro.

7.30am - Gate Clashing started

Prank 1 :

To wear "grass" skirt and "self made" bikinis, put on lipstick and dance to the music.

Actual scenario :

"grass skirt" were nicely fitted on but the "bikini" are too small and too high up. It's fitted near to our neck. I think that the JIEMEIs got the wrong measurement .. hehehe the music was damn soft cos we're like shouting and screaming. I got away with the lipstick while all my BROs got it.

Prank 2 :

Drinking of all tastes of LIFE - sweet,bitter,spicy,sour

Actual scenario :

I drank all of the "sweet" cream milk until the JIEMEIs told me that i dun need to drink up all that. The "bitter" drink taste terrible and it is being drank up by AD. The " spicy" drink was drank up by Z which he went to throw up after drinking as he was with an empty stomach. The JIEMEIs felt so guilty after that. AL drank up the "sour" drink. I felt so relief that all my BROs are damn ONz.

Prank 3 :

Tie the banana to your manlihood and eat from it.

Actual scenario :

all the bananas were eaten by my BROs when given to them and the JIEMEIs were so pissed. hehehe but in the end we tie one banana to T and i will eat from his "manlihood" but the banana break and fell to the ground causing T to act as if his "manlihood" is broken. The whole crowd broke into laughter. The 2nd time, i ask him to hold the banana up so that it will not be dangling and fall off. Just when i was abt to eat it , the banana fell off away. the crowd laugh even louder. In the end ask T to hold the banana and i ate from "there" hehehe

Prank 4 :

I must wear the sign saying " i am getting married today ", go to the ground level and shout up to the bride's house that "I AM GETTING MARRIED TODAY"

Actual scenario :

When i reach the ground level, i look back i couldn't see my BROs, where have they been? suddenly i heard a lot of noise up there and heard the JIEMEIs screaming. Next moment i saw my BROs looking out of the Bride's house window and say "buddy, come up , we broke into the house" I was puzzled and wondering how did they do that. They are really POWERFUL!!!

When i reach the bride's house main door, my BROs locked up the door and say "hei buddy, now it's our turn to ask for ANGBAO, hahaha no ANGBAOs no open door" I got shocked and my face changed and said " all of you, betrayers, open up the door lah. " My BROs kept me playing outside the door until they give in. hahaha my BROs are really damn "ONz" hahaha

 

to be continued....